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Learn Important Scottish Slang

This is very informative blog and it shall be ‘pure’ important to use on your adventure while driving through Scotland.

Let us know if you’ve enjoyed learning these terms, there’s plenty more where these came from.

Slang is used extensively throughout Scotland and tends to vary from town to town. All the terms below should be applicable across Scotland but especially in the North & Highlands.

Haud yer wheesht

Meaning: Be quiet

Example: ‘Oi haud yer wheesht, will ya?’

Translation: ‘Hello, can you please be quiet’


Meaning: Old

Example: ‘Happy Birthday, Yer getting auld noo’

Translation: ‘Happy Birthday, You are getting old now’


Meaning: Baby, Small child

Example: ‘Aw, look et the bonnie wee bairn’

Translation: ‘Aw, look at the beautiful little baby’


Meaning: Out

Example: ‘Am gawn oot the night, you keen?’

Translation: ‘I’m going out tonight, would you like to join me?’


Meaning: Thrilling conversation, witty repartee or wisecracks.

Example: ‘You have braw banter, pure good chat.’

Translation: ‘You are really funny, not boring to talk too’


Aye means yes, often replacing the latter in day-to-day life in Scotland. Conversely, ‘aye, right’ is used when expressing feelings of disbelief (think of it as the Scottish equivalent to ‘yeah, right’).


Meaning: Isn’t

Example: ‘That isnae right, I dinnae kin why’

Translation: ‘That isn’t right, I don’t know why’


Meaning: Good

Example: ‘That’s pure braw haggis, neeps and tatties’

Translation: ‘That is very good haggis, turnip and potatoes’


Meaning: To hug or embrace someone

Example: ‘C’mere, do you need a wee boise?’

Translation: ‘Come over, would you like a hug?


Meaning: To know

Example: ‘Dae you ken wit am sayin?’

Translation: ‘Do you know what I mean?’


Meaning: Dirty

Example: ‘Yer troosers are pure mawkit’

Translation: ‘Your trousers are very dirty’


Meaning: A young man

Example: ‘Fit a braw laddie, affy peely-wall though’

Translation: ‘What a great gentleman, very pale though’


Meaning: A young woman

Example: ‘She’s a bonnie lookin’ quine’

Translation: ‘She’s a beautiful young woman’


Meaning: Excitement or joy

Example: ‘It’s Friday, lets gan yaldi!’

Translation: ‘It’s Friday, let’s go wild!’


Meaning: Food/Snacks

Example: ‘I’m awa for the messages, I’m pure hank marvin for scran’

Translation: ‘I’m away to the supermarket, I’m very hungry for food’

Steamin’/Oot Yer face

Meaning: Drunk/Tipsy

Example: ‘I’m barry steamin, tae much whisky’

Translation: ‘I’m very drunk, I’ve had too much whisky’

Dinnae Kin

Meaning: Don’t know

Example: ‘I dinnae kin, ma heid’s mince’

Translation: ‘I don’t know, I’m a little mixed up’


Meaning: Cold temperatures

Example ‘It’s barry baltic, geez us yer tammy’

Translation: ‘It’s very cold, can I borrow your hat?’

Ye make a better door than a windae

Meaning: I can’t see past you

Example: ‘Oi loon, ya make a better door than a windae’

Translation: ‘Excuse me sir, I cannot see past you, would you mind moving

Scotland is Surprising

Scotland is a magical world of a country full to the brim of surprises and culture.

In light of this, we’ve created a list of things you may not know about the nation, give yourself a point of each answer and let us know below how many you knew.

  • Scotland’s national animal is a unicorn and has been for over 2,500 years.
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  • 13% of the Scottish population are ginger – making it the highest proportion of any country in the world.
  • Scotland is considered the home & inventor of Golf, with the first recorded game happening in St. Andrews.
  • Edinburgh was the first city to have an organised fire brigade. Look out for monument commemorating this achievement.
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  • Scotland has 790 islands, and all of them are beautiful. However, only 1/4th of them are inhabited.
  • Chicken Tikka Masala originated in 1971 in Glasgow, Scotland. The dish was created by a Pakistani chef after a customer complained his original curry tasted dry.
  • There are more folk with Scottish heritage living in the US than there is in Scotland itself.
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  • Scotland’s wee town Bonnybridge is considered the UFO capital of the world with more than 300 sightings reported annually!
  • Scotland boasts the world’s tallest hedge, standing at 1,700 ft in length.
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  • The importation of haggis to the USA has been illegal since the 1970’s – so you’ll just have to come here to enjoy it.

Thank you for reading. Don’t forget to let us know how many you knew.

Scotland, the land for ticketing off your bucket list

We greatly encourage you to jump in the deep end and explore our fine nation far and wide.

Our bespoke self-drive itineraries allow you to experience our beautiful country the Scottish way and can include accommodation, breakfast, car rental, as well as historic explorer pass which grants you access to many attractions. Contact us on or 0131 556 3840 for more details.

See below a few of our suggestions to add (then tick off) your bucket list in Scotland!

Learn about the victorious Battle ‘o’ Bannockburn

Bannockburn: Visit the Battle of Bannockburn, where there was a great victory for the army of King of Scots Robert the Bruce over the army of King Edward II of England in the First War of Scottish Independence. Why not stop at the Visitor centre only about 2 miles south of Stirling, and witness the battle that became a real landmark in Scottish history.

Wave to Scotland’s favourite Celtic shape-shifting water spirits

Kelpies: These shape-shifting water spirits are known for inhabiting the lochs and pools of Scotland. It is a Celtic legend, also later adopted by other cultures. Kelpies are traditionally described as appearing as a black horse, who is able to adopt a human like form. These are the largest pair of horse sculptures in the world, made from 300 tonnes of steel. We recommend a quick Instagram stop en-route to Stirling.

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Give your nod to William Wallace & the fight for freedom:

Wallace Monument: Stop off to commemorate the 13th century Scottish hero, the monument sits on the shoulder of the Abbey Craig, overlooking the scene of Scotland’s victory at the Battle of Stirling Bridge. Learn what really happened during the ‘David and Goliath’ style battle, unlike what you might have seen in the Braveheart movie. If you are happy to take some time you should be sure to enjoy the four upper levels of the Monument (which can be accessed by a spiral staircase). The levels feature three exhibition halls, and The Crown, it is from here that can soak in 360° panoramic views.

Immerse yourself in the Isle of Sky:

We recommend starting your Isle of Skye adventure at the Dunvegan Castle. This picturesque castle is surrounded by a glorious wealth of nature, lochs and gardens, making it the perfect place to stop off for a wander or a picnic.  Next, visit the Neist Point Light House, one of the mostsignificant lighthouses in Scotland. There is a walking path (used for both direction), starting from the car parkdirectly, that will take you all the way to the light house – it takes about 45 mins tocomplete the full walk.

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From Malt to Glass; see how we make good stuff:

The famous Talisker Distillery: Embark on a whisky journey around the Talisker distillery, where eleven of their most famous malts are made. They offer a range of guided tours spanning from 45 minutes to 2 hours, each varying in inclusions. No matter the tour you chose you can learn (and taste) the history and process that go into our national drink. 

Be enchanted by the gorgeous Fairy Pools:

The Fairy Pools, situated on the Isle of Skye, are definitely a sight to see. They boast crystal clear blue  of fresh water, running directly from the River Brittle. These famous pools entice visitors from across the globe and it’s no surprise. The locals encourage ‘Wild Swimming’ for visitors who are brave enough to enter the cold (or as they would say – baltic) water. In fact local folklord claims that if you bathe in the fresh pools, your lifespan shall increase and you shall be healthier. Nevertheless, for those slightly less adventurous these magical Fairy Pools are fantastic to watch from the land and allow for some great photography.

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Live out your Outlander Fantasy:

It wouldn’t be right to write bucket list suggestions without including the Calanais Standing Stones, located just 12 miles west of Stornoway, Isle of Lews. These stones, as seen in television favourite, Outlander, are Scotland’s most magnificent and best-preserved Neolithic monuments. There is a small Visitor Centre that contains an interactive Story of the Stones exhibition, which explores how the standing stones were built and used and its meaning throughout the centuries. Don’t forget to take a photograph pretending you are Claire Fraser, traveling through time to visit Jamie.

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Soak up the Scottish capital:

Finish off your bucket list exhibition by stopping off in Edinburgh, Scotland’s historic and culturally diverse capital city. We would recommend starting your morning at the Edinburgh Castle, which you can then follow up with a whisky tour at the Scotch Whisky Experience located only 5 minutes from the Castle Esplanade (you can never have enough whisky!). Later on, you may want to visit the Edinburgh Dungeons for an interactive and frightfully spooky tour of Edinburgh’s dark history.

If you find yourself visiting Edinburgh during August don’t forget about the Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo, get more details about this years show here.

There are so many diverse and exciting things to do in Edinburgh, click here for more suggestions.

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The Best Attractions in Edinburgh!

Visiting Edinburgh for the first time? As Scotland’s beautiful capital city there’s is so many things to do. From secret bars to spooky ghost tours, Edinburgh has it all. So to make things a bit easier we’ve put together a list of our must-do’s! Don’t forget to comment below if you think we’ve missed anything critical. Sharing is Caring!


Why not get ahead of the crowds and start your day at Edinburgh Castle when it opens at 9.30am. The Castle is set in the heart of the city and the escapade offers a fantastic view. It’s home to the National War Museum and you can see the real Scottish Crown Jewels and Stone of Destiny! If you’re still wandering around in the early afternoon, you can see (and of course) hear the famous One O’clock Gun! Afterwards, enjoy exploring the Royal Mile, visiting the various pubs, restaurants, shops and historically significant closes to find the hidden gems.


Take a pit stop halfway down the royal mile and grab some lunch on South Bridge. Make sure you’ve eaten before visiting our next suggestion! Surgeon’s Hall Museum is a real treasure trove of historical surgical tools, mind-boggling paintings and – yes –  an assortment of real body parts, displayed in jars. You may not know but Edinburgh’s dark history of  body snatching allowed for the evolution of medical surgeries. Find out about how many great Scottish minds discovered several medical breakthroughs we still use today.


Now you’ve experienced some of exciting human history, perhaps it’s time to launch into outer space and see the creation of time itself. Dynamic Earth is a fantastic attraction, suitable for all ages to learn and enjoy. This immersive and interactive adventure takes you on a journey through space and time to learn how the forces of the natural world worked to shape Earth to what we know it to be today. Finish your afternoon off (and rest those feet) watching a short film in their 360-degree cinema dome, its included in your tour price.


We also suggest a visit to the National Museum of Scotland, its easily one of the best indoor attractions in Edinburgh. Even better, it’s free! With over 20,000 unique artifacts to see, you can learn about the story of Scotland and see fascinating exhibits on the natural world, world cultures, science, design and history. Some museum highlights would be the animal exhibit, the fashion & style gallery and watching the millennium clock chime in the hour with its unique musical display.



Head towards the castle from the Royal Mile where you’ll find the Scotch Whisky Experience.  You can honour Scotland’s national (and regularly enjoyed) drink. Whisk around on the barrel ride where you’ll learn all about the whisky making process and behold the world’s largest collection of Scotch whisky. Then don’t forget to finish off your tour with a sample of the good stuff!


Start your day from Princes Street in the city centre, it’s a short ride on the number 22 or 11 to The Royal Yacht Britannia. which according to votes on TripAdvisor , it is one of the UK’s best attractions. We recommend buying a day-ticket for the bus, its only £4.50 this will set you up on as many buses as you would like throughout the day however, alternatively a single is £1.80. Once you arrive at Ocean terminal you can step on board The Queen’s floating Royal residence. On a tour around the yacht you’ll see the engine room, a Rolls Royce and state apartments across the five decks. After the tour, we would recommend taking some time to exploring terminal’s shops, bars and attractions and of course- the Shore of Leith, one of the most fashionable areas to live in Edinburgh.


If you find yourself at the Leith Shore, then you can hop on the number 36 bus and head down Edinburgh’s haven of peace and tranquility. The Royal Botanic Garden Edinburgh offers visitors 72 acres of stunning scenery and is one of the finest botanic gardens in the world, dating back over 300 years.  Wonder around its wonderful exhibitions, exotic glasshouses and be surrounded by a host of colourful plants, trees and shrubs. Once you’ve soaked up the fresh air, either wander back to the centre through the sophisticated Stockbridge area of New Town or catch the number 27 and 23 bus will drop you back off at Princes Street.


Edinburgh Tattoo 2020 – ‘The Platinum Edition’

Starting humbly in 1950, The Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo is marking their 70th birthday this upcoming August. For generations a broad an ever-increasing audience have had a pleasure of enjoying this remarkable event. To celebrate the tremendous achievement of 70 successful years in running, this year’s shall be themed around ‘Platinum’.

What to expect?

The ‘Platinum Edition’ promises to pay homage to its traditional military roots which are carefully integrated in a fusion of international musicians, dancers and culture. Furthermore, this year’s performances intend to honour and commemorate the Royal Navy and the important role they have played in Scottish waters and beyond. The Tattoo’s Chief Producer, Brigadier David Allfrey explained that: “Platinum is an amazing element.  It is valuable, durable and a catalyst in chemical ‘reactions’ helping other ingredients to work well together. So too is the Tattoo!”

Our beautiful city is steeped with rich history, its practically begging for you to explore. It’s truly magical to sit in the battlements of Edinburgh Castle, you read that right, the show takes place on the beautifully-lit castle esplanade. There is no better location to experience the explosion of sheer artistry (and fireworks).

After 7 decades the Tattoo has managed to drum up a loyal support, not just here in Scotland but also across the globe. The morale and excitement in Edinburgh during the Tattoo and the Edinburgh Festival Fringe is tangible.

It’s no surprise that it consistently appears on bucket lists internationally- is it on yours?

What can we do for you?

Every year our clients enjoy truly immersive performances every night throughout the month of August. It’s our pleasure to organise your trip to Edinburgh so you can focus on the show. We have long-standing partnerships with a variety of accommodation providers from luxury hotels to self-catered apartments: meaning we have options to suit all budgets and requirements. We are also delighted to arrange dinner reservations and additional tickets to the many attractions the city has to offer, as an office of Edinburgh locals we love to share our recommendations.

Click here to see our available packages.

History of the Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo

Etymology of the term “Tattoo”

With the establishment of modern barracks and full military bands later in the 18th century, the term “tattoo” was used to describe the last duty call of the day, as well as a ceremonial form of evening entertainment performed by military musicians.

Early Days

In 1949 Edinburgh held its first Military Tattoo, the modest event was entitled “Something About a Soldier” a the aimed to portray the Army’s support of the International Festival.

The show was held at the Ross Bandstand in Princes Street Gardens which still stands proudly below the castle.

We’d recommend visiting as a good comparison, as now, 7 decades later the show has progressed into the world-renowned showcase we know today.

Girl Power

In 1977 the first female took on the prestigious role of being the lone piper. Officer Elaine Marnoch took the role in her strides as she performed to the full battlements of Edinburgh Castle. Furthermore, in 2016, Scottish solider Lance Bombardier Megan Beveridge made history as the youngest piper to take on the role, aged 21.


The Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo performance takes place every weekday evening and twice on Saturdays throughout August and has never been cancelled due to adverse weather conditions. (Us Scots aren’t scared of a bit of ‘dreich’ or ‘baltic’ weather)

Make sure to wrap up with plenty layers to stay warm during the performance.

Fit for a Queen

In 2010 HM Queen Elizabeth awarded the event the title of ‘Royal’ to honour the celebration of 60th years running.

Which gives us the title we know it as today, The Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo.

Who’s in the Audience?

The stands at Edinburgh Castle can accommodate a nightly audience of 8,800 people.

This means that throughout the multiple live performances 220,000 people can enjoy the tangible atmosphere of the live show.

In 2018 the Tattoo was televised in 40 countries. This year between 100-300 million people are set to enjoy it worldwide.

Did you know?

The Tattoo benefits several charitable causes. It has been estimated that over £10 million have been donated to arts, military and civilian charitable organisations.

The Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo generates an astounding £88 million in revenue for Edinburgh’s economy annually.

The show benefits local businesses and is readily anticipated by the city.

Running alongside Edinburgh’s Festival Fringe the city is at its peak.

The Edinburgh August buzz is not to be missed! 

Mesmerising video of Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo Peformance in New Zealand

Following the Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo’s hugely successful tour down under SWNS TV have created an utterly mesmerising time lapse video of a showing from Westpac Stadium. This is an incredible video that will give you a great insight into a Tattoo performance. Simply click on this link to view the video.

If you are interested in booking a Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo package please do no hesitate to contact us with any queries. This year is shaping up to be our biggest year yet so book soon to ensure you don’t miss out! We are able to combine this package with an additional tour of Scotland in one of our Glory Days Motorhomes – the ideal way to experience the best of Scotland.

Look for some inspiration for your tour of Scotland? Look no further…

Check out these stunning photographs from the winners of the latest Scottish Landscape Photographer Award. They are sure to get you in the mood for a tour of Scotland. We’re pretty sure some of our sister organisations (Glory Days Motorhomes) client’s photographs were worthy of entering the competition. Have a look at the photos below and let us know your thoughts.

Old Man of Storr




Fairy Pools

Scotland’s Foodie Trails



If you are looking to do some exploring for food, whisky, chocolate and ale throughout Scotland, this ebook  from Visit Scotland.

This document gives a great insight into the heritage of some of Scotland’s most famous food and drink exports. Furthermore, there are specific routes to follow – these will definitely ensure you make the most of your time in Scotland.

If any of these trails interest you, our motorhomes are ideal for exploring these routes. We still have limited availability throughout the “warmer” Summer months and can insure Australian Driving Licences without any additional excess.

When it comes to Scotland. Don’t Just Visit. Explore!

Skye from the Sky!


This short video created by Bertrand Thomas is sure to get your creative juices flowing for a trip to Scotland!

Some stunning scenery of both Skye, Mull and Loch Leven near Glencoe. From The Highland Coo’s to the dramatic Munros this really is a must-see-video!

Our motorhomes provide a brilliant way to experience the best of Scotland. We currently have 6-berths and are looking to add t our fleet with smaller 2 – 4 berth vehicles. Please do not hesitate to contact us if you have any queries, we are more than happy to help 🙂